— 1 hour ago with 106883 notes

tomche:

now they’re engaged and having a baby together

(Source: thecircle-, via creepersgonnacreep)

— 1 hour ago with 185885 notes

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial, via bastille)

— 1 hour ago with 291684 notes

fit-personality:

The most quality exercise tweets I have ever read courtesy of Thought Catalog.

(via esid20)

— 10 hours ago with 2242 notes
tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

image

(Source: josiephone, via the-nicest-asshole)

— 11 hours ago with 355597 notes

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

(via the-nicest-asshole)

— 11 hours ago with 401683 notes
legallyblonde:

When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.

legallyblonde:

When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.

(Source: legallyblonde, via ughjosh)

— 16 hours ago with 157614 notes
wake up at 5 AM:ill fucking kill all of you
stay up till 5 AM:hahshahsfAhahaAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA
— 16 hours ago with 442188 notes

guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

image

(via bastille)

— 16 hours ago with 93655 notes

do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.

(Source: suppdel, via atleastfree)

— 16 hours ago with 281326 notes

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Source: unit03, via bigbagoflittledonuts)

— 16 hours ago with 235735 notes
laina:


This is a rare meteorological phenomenon called a skypunch. When people see these, they think it’s the end of the world. Ice crystals form above the high-altitude cirro-cumulo-stratus clouds, then fall downward, punching a hole in the cloud cover. 

the earth is so fucking metal i swear

laina:

This is a rare meteorological phenomenon called a skypunch. When people see these, they think it’s the end of the world. Ice crystals form above the high-altitude cirro-cumulo-stratus clouds, then fall downward, punching a hole in the cloud cover. 

the earth is so fucking metal i swear

(Source: exoticana, via stormafter)

— 16 hours ago with 216642 notes